Jordan Howard

NEW FALL OUT BOY AND NEW COMMUNITY THIS IS THE BEST WEEK EVER ALL OTHER WEEKS JUST GO HOME

“It’s all-terrain, dummy!”

“Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, ‘Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?’ [chuckles]
They say it just like that. Why do *you* teach Spanish? [grin drops] Why you? Why not math? Why not photography? Why not martial arts? I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something that’s ancient and secret, like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space! Well, I’ll tell you why I teach Spanish. It is none of your business, okay? I don’t wanna have any conversations about what a mysterious, inscrutable man I am. Oh hee hee hee hee hee hee! Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! I am a Spanish Genius! In español, my nickname is *El Tigre Chino*! [pretends to bite Shirley’s neck]’Cause my knowledge will bite her face off! So don’t question Señor Chang or you’ll get bit. Yah bit! Yah bit!”

— Best Character Introduction Ever - Señor Chang, Community (via marie-de-paris)

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HOW THE SEMESTER PROGRESSES

howdoiputthisgently:

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SECOND HALF:

So accurate

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The best Christmas album. Period.

5 months ago

alexwatt:

abloodymess:

You’re right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, “I’ll go a little later. I’ll go a little later.” And then when I got there, they told me he’d just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn’t know. Well, I’m never going to let something like that happen again! I’m going into space right now!

Yet another thing that inspires me much more than it should.

Is it sad that this is moderately life-changing?

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alexwatt:

Me voting.

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